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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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