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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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