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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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