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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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