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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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