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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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