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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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