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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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