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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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