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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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