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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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