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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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