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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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