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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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