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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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