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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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