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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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