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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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