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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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