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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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