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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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