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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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