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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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