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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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