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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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