Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.