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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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