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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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