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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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