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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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