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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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