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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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