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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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