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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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