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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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