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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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