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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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