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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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