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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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