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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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