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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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