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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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