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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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