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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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