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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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