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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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