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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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