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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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