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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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