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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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