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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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