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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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