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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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