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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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