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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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