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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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