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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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