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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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