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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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