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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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