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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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