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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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