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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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