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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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